Someone has stolen the front wheel from my bike. It isn’t a particularly valuable front wheel, and without the back wheel it is completely useless (unless of course said someone is planning on constructing a unicycle). And now the back wheel is fairly useless as well. If anyone out there has also been a victim of the rampaging unicycle wheel thief perhaps we can get together and pool our surviving wheels.
Unicycle?
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Random wheel theft may seem bizarre, Damien, but in my experience these things are cyclical.
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this wouldn’t happen in the countryside …
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hahaha;)..oh not about the bike theft-obviously evil-you’re listening to the number one target…the thing about the countryside, i mean…and it absolutely wouldn’t Ivory…not with all those hedgehogs about:)
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