Someone has stolen the front wheel from my bike. It isn’t a particularly valuable front wheel, and without the back wheel it is completely useless (unless of course said someone is planning on constructing a unicycle). And now the back wheel is fairly useless as well. If anyone out there has also been a victim of the rampaging unicycle wheel thief perhaps we can get together and pool our surviving wheels.

Published by Damien Walter

Writer and storyteller. Contributor to The Guardian, Independent, BBC, Wired, Buzzfeed and Aeon magazine. Special forces librarian (retired). Teaches the Rhetoric of Story to over 35,000 students worldwide.

3 thoughts on “Unicycle?

  1. hahaha;)..oh not about the bike theft-obviously evil-you’re listening to the number one target…the thing about the countryside, i mean…and it absolutely wouldn’t Ivory…not with all those hedgehogs about:)


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