And with good reason. Just take a look at the judges. These people look like the judging committee of a village fete. Can anybody say ‘White upper middle class conspiracy theory’. The rumour is that the Booker Prize rewards the best literary fiction. What utter arse. If it did I would still loathe it, butContinue reading “I Hate the Booker Prize”
Author Archives: Damien Walter
Weeks 10 and 11 Round-Up
Is depressingly brief. Progress on novel – none. Progress on short story – limited. I think its time to come clean with myself and admit I’m stuck. Bottom line is I’m very not happy with what I’ve written so far and don’t want to carry on with it, which is making me feel guilty andContinue reading “Weeks 10 and 11 Round-Up”
Death of a Laptop
After two years of hard slog my laptop burned out yesterday. Its currently completely dead and I don’t hold out much hope that the trip to Laptop Hospital tommorow will do anything more than incite yet more terrible grief. Consequentialy posts to the blog will be limited for the foreseeable future (or until I crackContinue reading “Death of a Laptop”
Transmission #9 Line-Up
The line-up for Transmission #9 just got announced, featuring Michael Chabon, Christopher Brookmyre and . . . me! (I’m ‘all manner of pulp stories’. Hmmm . . . if I hadn’t already changed my name by DPol once this year I might even consider that)
Unicycle?
Someone has stolen the front wheel from my bike. It isn’t a particularly valuable front wheel, and without the back wheel it is completely useless (unless of course said someone is planning on constructing a unicycle). And now the back wheel is fairly useless as well. If anyone out there has also been a victimContinue reading “Unicycle?”
Damn Frenchies
Well, France successfully brought out the Daily Mail reader within. After a few days I was stomping around wondering why these Frenchies didn’t speak a proper language (i.e. the same one as me), why the shops were always closed, why all the milk was UHT, why cappucinos were made with whipped cream, why the peasantsContinue reading “Damn Frenchies”
Time is short…
…I must be brief. I an typing on a French keyboard (AZERTY rqther than QWERTY) from a youth centre in Nexon. The local youths on mopeds look somewhat annoyed so my time is limited. Holiday is very sedate. Have read three books and writen a little. Nothing else to report at this time. Photos willContinue reading “Time is short…”
Naturaly Suspicious of the French
Me and Lydia are off on holiday. Big house in France in a wood next to a lake. I’m told to be thankful if we find running water, so a wireless broadband connection seems unlikely. Hence, no posts until we return to the UK. What will I do without blog, MySpace and Facebook? Heavens, IContinue reading “Naturaly Suspicious of the French”
Generation Y
I just missed the boat on Generation X. Perhaps if I’d been a much cooler teenager I would have felt part of it, but I didn’t really do teenage until my twenties and by that point Gen-X had well and truly happened, although most people were still to here of it. Gen-X was the bigContinue reading “Generation Y”
Week 9 Round-Up
BAD -0 Words done on novel. GOOD – 3000+ words done on short story. That’s about it for this week.
Transmission Magazine Acceptance
Manchester based magazine Transmission have accepted my short story ‘Chaser’ for issue#9. W00T! The issue debuts on 28th September this year, excellent timing as it is both a week after my 30th Birthday and a month before short story ‘Momentum’ is published in Electric Velocipede. That alone makes my last ‘Submission Sunday’ worth the effort.Continue reading “Transmission Magazine Acceptance”
Rebellion!
Oh dear, that ‘0/ 2500′ is looking seriously embarrassing this week. I’m facing a quandary. Whilst the book is in word count limbo, I’m ploughing ahead with the short story ‘Mud’ (Now at 5400 words). Its going great. Now one of two things is happening… ONE – my subconscious is rebelling, and has started producingContinue reading “Rebellion!”
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