Limited Edition Damo

Right people. John Klima, editor at Electric Velocipede has recently become a father for the second time (congratulations!), but unfortunately now also finds himself the sole earner in his household.

But to every cloud is a silver lining, because John  has decided to sell off all remaining stock of Electric Velocpede #13 (among other things) which features my short story Momentum. Yes, thats right! You, dear reader, now have the opportunity to get in on the ground floor of perhaps the most exciting literary opportunity since….well….since the last time I got you to buy Electric Velocipede!

But seriously, when I’m raising my first Hugo from its pedestal these little beauties are going to be worth a fortune. EV #9 featuring Hal Duncan is worth £40!! And you can buy EV #13 for as little as $5 direct from the publisher. Just think, that could be almost 1000% profit! Even if you don’t have the money yourself, there is bound to be a venture capitalist you tap up for the funds. But, I hear you say, doesn’t my investment need to be signed to achieve its full value?

So, to add to John’s offer, here is one of my own. Should you purchase a copy of EV #13 and wish to have it signed, I will travel TO ANY POINT ON PLANET EARTH TO SIGN IT.* Thats right, I’m so dedicated to my fans (Come on…there has to be at least one of you out there) that there is no distance I will not travel to make good on your investment in me.

So, head on over the Electric Velocipede catalogue page and put your order in while stocks last.

*Purchase of EV #13 forms a legally non-binding agreement that author of weird and speculative fiction Damien G. Walter will, in no agreed timeframe, travel to any point on Earth to sign said publication. Conditions apply.

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